Anonymous: Blowjob? or handjob? 

enamoury:

full time job with health care benefits

flatsound:

oh ok, you call god “our father” and thats cool but i call him daddy one time and suddenly i’m not allowed to go to youth group anymore? FORGET THIS

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42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

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weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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